1. Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?
Akira: I'm Akira! *grins*
Meiburu: Meiburu Ruto *winks*2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?
Akira: Urm, she kinda looks like Scarlet... But we're from like two different time zones.
Meiburu: Why would i want to be acquainted with a walking talking cat? It's weird. I mean, i thought Kisame was weird, but this is next level. 3. How old are you?
Akira: I'm 24! *grins*
Meiburu: 19.4. Height and weight?
Meiburu: *places hands on hips* None of your concern!
Akira: I'm really short and really buff... is that helps? These number things confuse me...5. Sexual orientation?
Meiburu: My sexual orientation will change due to the job at task; i will sleep with women for information but not enjoy it. So normall, i'm straight.
Akira: Straight too, with Ulfric. 6. Best friend?
Akira: *glomps Derkeethus*
Me: How did he get in here?!
Akira: We go everywhere together!
Meiburu: Daku i suppose... or Sako... one of the two. 7. Occupation?
Akira: Former member of the Thieves Guild, and now a general of the Stormcloak army.
Meiburu: They let someone like you become a general? Anyway, spy and interrogator.8. Religious Affiliation?
Akira: Also Atheist, despite everyone around be believing in Talos. Talos was just a man with kickass magic. *shrugs*9. IQ?
Meiburu: 139, i'm smart *smirks*
Akira: What's IQ?
Me: A level of basic problem solving ability.
Akira: Ohh... yeah no clue
Me: She's probably around the middle, so 110.10. Do you have a partner?
Akira: Yep! Happily married!
Ulfric: I wouldn't exactly call it happy... *chuckles a bit* the whole country thinks i should divorce and marry a human.
Me: How did you get in here too?!
Ulfric: Magic: *teleports out*
Meiburu: Relationships are a bit tricky, but yes, i'm with Deidara. 11. How many weapons are currently on your person?
Meiburu: Weapons? Please, let's be more civilised than that. My greatest weapon is myself, my cunning ability and mind.
Akira: Urm... *empties bag* crossbow... greatsword... double daggers... sword... So how many's that?
Me: 5, if you count the double daggers as 2.
Akira: Do my claws count?
Me: Maybe. 12. Are you wanted for any crimes?
Akira: I was, but Nightingales have a way of bribing the guards away, and then pickpocketing the gold back! *laughs*
Meiburu: There's something we have in common *smirks* Yes i'm an S Rank criminal, and member of the Akatsuki, so it's safe to say i'm a wanted person.13. Are you a virgin?
Meiburu: Being a virgin would prohibit me from my line of work... so no.
Akira: Virgin?! In a war?! No one's a virgin in that situation! Especially with hot hulking nords everywhere!14. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?
Akira: *mumbling* Fucking Scarlet... too hot for her own good...
Meiburu: No, never, unless i'm planning out upcoming jobs.15. So, what is your favorite curse word?
Akira: *grins* Fuck!
Meiburu: Bastard. 16. When was the last time you threw up?
Meiburu: A few jobs ago... the man was disgusting... fat... revolting smell... but the quickest way to a man's secret's is through his penis, and i can leave out the rest of the details of that night thank you... *shudders*
Akira: Urm... i'm not sick very often, so maybe when i was little. 17. Have any mental illnesses?
Meiburu: Healthy body, healthy mind.
Akira: Yeah, likewise... i think... *uncertain what Meiburu means*18. What is your biggest phobia?
Meiburu: Spiders... nasty little bastards....
Akira: Water, and werewolves. 19. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?
Akira: If i'd have died, how would i be here now? *groans and holds head* that makes my brain hurt... and yeah, once or twice. I took an arrow for Ulfric and was out cold for a few weeks due to blood loss. He stayed by my side the whole time though, and that was the beginning of our relationship really.
Meiburu: I'm too quick for near death experiences. 20. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
Akira: Hey, i didn't want to, but Ulfric said it'd be super hot if me and Scarlet made out, so we did, but she came onto me! I had nothing to do with it!21. Did you like it?
Akira: No... maybe... she's a good kisser alright?!22. When's your Birthday?
Meiburu: The 9th of September.
Akira: 11th of November.
Me: Woah, that's weird, as Mei is 09/09, and Akira is 11/11... spooky...23. If you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?
Meiburu: Hmm, that's tricky... i guess i would like to see Sasuke again, so i can beat the shit out of him...
Akira: Urm.. maybe Scarlet's mum, so i can be like "woaaah i met your mum and you've never met her, now she prefers me wooo!"24. What is your ultimate goal in life?
Akira: Make money and live weathily.
Meiburu: Be with the most powerful group or person in the world. 25. Anything else you'd like to say? End of the interview now
Akira: I'm better than this pretty little whore, as i have class~
Meiburu: You? Class? That's the funniest thing i've heard all day... Cat.
Akira: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!!
*camera cuts out and standby screen appears...*
Well that was fun, now time for tags!
And anyone else with OCs